Career Circus Performer Gifts

"Says here the city is seeing record numbers of job-hoppers."

Clown on bike.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Litter Tray Training

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

How are you at decision making?

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

Clown Face Painting

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"What's your occupation?"

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

When clowns are hunting.

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Clown Wife

'Send in the Clones.'