Career Circus Performer Mugs

Clown on bike.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Litter Tray Training

How are you at decision making?

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Clown Face Painting

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Send in the Clones.'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

When clowns are hunting.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"What's your occupation?"

Clown Wife

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

The circus diver.