Marital Circus Performer Gifts

Clown on bike.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Litter Tray Training

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

When clowns are hunting.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Clown Wife

'Send in the Clones.'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"What's your occupation?"

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

The circus diver.

The Path

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."