Romantic Circus Goer Gifts

''Their relationship must be getting serious...He's lent her his mono-cycle!'

Clown on bike.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Clown God

Clown Face Painting

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Clown Skis.

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Beware of balloon dog.

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

Children's Entertainer

'He specializes in funny bones.'

Clown Wedding with Rake

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'What's that funny smell?'

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

"I locked the key in the trunk."

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"I didn't say he's dying from choking. I said he's killing us with his joking."

No juggling allowed.

Giggle.

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

Come back in, no one will laugh at you.