Quirky Circus Lover Gifts

'He's got a terrific memory but dreadful eyesight.'

Clown on bike.

"I love you, you big fool."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Clown God

Clown Face Painting

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Clown Skis.

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

Clown Wedding with Rake

"I suppose you think that's funny."

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Children's Entertainer

Beware of balloon dog.

'He specializes in funny bones.'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

'What's that funny smell?'

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

No juggling allowed.

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

"Bad dog!"

"Ready...."

'Nothing seems funny anymore.'

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

"...and when the show's not on the road, we still like to work together."