Canine Circus Enthusiast Gifts

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

"And to think 'roll over' used to be a big deal."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Fetch.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Barks in code.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'She's just great with the children.'

'Works every time.'

Pet a Puppy

'He does lack social skills.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"Yes, one is a dog."

Canine Scentipede

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Cow Blue Arrows

"A little help, please."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

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