Animal Circus Enthusiast Gifts

'He's ever so good with children.'

Cow Blue Arrows

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'Can I have flies with that'

'Follow that cab!'

Separation

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"Barney! Get down!"

"I suppose you think that's funny."

'Pull...'

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games

The Karate Kitten.

Dog Training.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

"He wants a second opinion."

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'