Dog Circus Enthusiast Gifts

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Separation

'Follow that cab!'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"I suppose you think that's funny."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games

"He wants a second opinion."

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Dog Training.

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

Parental Training Course

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

"Yes, he's drinking from the bird bath, but I've seen him doing much worse! I caught him drinking from the toilet once!"

"Serves you right for licking it!"

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

'It's just until he stops biting himself over there.'