Dog Circus Enthusiast Gifts

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Separation

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"He wants a second opinion."

Dog Training.

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

Parental Training Course

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

"Yes, he's drinking from the bird bath, but I've seen him doing much worse! I caught him drinking from the toilet once!"

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

"Serves you right for licking it!"