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Tightrope Walker Balancing with Phone

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

The Path

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

"Support the head."

Giggle.

Doctor about spinning plates on patient: 'I'm concerned about his platelets.'

Parental Training Course

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

Trampoline Balance

'I'm sorry, but we're letting all of you go. Your jobs have been outsourced to India.'

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

Tomato, zucchini or grapefruit? Balloons. Vegan Clowns.

'Needs more challenge.'

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

Circus doctor.

Busking Elephant

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meal."

'This must be your son - I can see the resemblance.'

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

The great zucchinis

The Multi-Prop Juggler In Training

Entertainers - Clowns and Jugglers. No Fools Kept in this van Overnight.

"Why Bingo Sinclair is the world's greatest clown director"

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

'Hoopla!'

"She's good because she is our bookkeeper."

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

Octopus Juggling Balls