Lover Of Circus Arts Mugs

Tightrope Walker Balancing with Phone

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

The Path

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"Support the head."

Doctor about spinning plates on patient: 'I'm concerned about his platelets.'

Parental Training Course

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

Trampoline Balance

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

'I'm sorry, but we're letting all of you go. Your jobs have been outsourced to India.'

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

'Needs more challenge.'

"Why Bingo Sinclair is the world's greatest clown director"

The great zucchinis

The Multi-Prop Juggler In Training

'Hoopla!'

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

"She's good because she is our bookkeeper."

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meal."

Busking Elephant

Circus doctor.

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

'This must be your son - I can see the resemblance.'

Entertainers - Clowns and Jugglers. No Fools Kept in this van Overnight.

Octopus Juggling Balls

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

"Young Master downright lied to Mistress! I can smell he didn't use soap or shampoo when he took his bath!"