Culinary Circus Lover Mugs

The great zucchinis

'Hoopla!'

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Clown on bike.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Clown God

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Clown Face Painting

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Clown Skis.

'He specializes in funny bones.'

Beware of balloon dog.

Children's Entertainer

"I suppose you think that's funny."

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

Clown Wedding with Rake

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"I didn't say he's dying from choking. I said he's killing us with his joking."

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

No juggling allowed.

'What's that funny smell?'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

"I locked the key in the trunk."

"More helium."