Culinary Circus Lover Pillows

The great zucchinis

'Hoopla!'

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Clown on bike.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Clown God

Clown Face Painting

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Clown Skis.

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"I suppose you think that's funny."

Children's Entertainer

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

Beware of balloon dog.

'He specializes in funny bones.'

Clown Wedding with Rake

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

'What's that funny smell?'

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

No juggling allowed.

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"More helium."