Lover Of Circus Antics Gifts

"I suppose you think that's funny."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Giggle.

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Parental Training Course

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

''Their relationship must be getting serious...He's lent her his mono-cycle!'

'Hoopla!'

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

The great zucchinis

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

"Young Master downright lied to Mistress! I can smell he didn't use soap or shampoo when he took his bath!"

"Yes, mom, we're all getting plenty of exercise."

'He's got a terrific memory but dreadful eyesight.'

'I can still remember the good old days when I used to go through your pockets!'

"Welcome to the Cirque du Soleil!"

'He's ever so good with children.'

No caption (a mime holds onto an invisible leash as his dog barks at a squirrel on a tree).

"Five minutes, everybody!"

Discreet Hair Removal Ends the Career of the Bearded Lady.

Tightrope Walker Balancing with Phone

Hello, you have reached the Johnsons. All of our family members are currently busy sharing the events of their day. Please continue to hold, and the next available 4-year-old will be with you shortly. Machines Programmed for Telemarketers.

'The worst of it is they don't have any natural predators...'

"And to think 'roll over' used to be a big deal."

Tattooed Lady

Cirque du Flea...coming soon.

'...The world does revolve around our child!'

'The tides have finally turned. Our daughter is losing sleep over us.'