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'He's got a terrific memory but dreadful eyesight.'

Clown on bike.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"I love you, you big fool."

Clown God

Clown Face Painting

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Clown Skis.

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

Children's Entertainer

"I suppose you think that's funny."

Beware of balloon dog.

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'He specializes in funny bones.'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"I didn't say he's dying from choking. I said he's killing us with his joking."

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

No juggling allowed.

'What's that funny smell?'

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"I locked the key in the trunk."

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

"Bad dog!"

"Ready...."

Come back in, no one will laugh at you.

Houdini's Dog