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Discreet Hair Removal Ends the Career of the Bearded Lady.

Clown on bike.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Clown God

Clown Face Painting

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Clown Skis.

Beware of balloon dog.

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

Clown Wedding with Rake

Children's Entertainer

'He specializes in funny bones.'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

'What's that funny smell?'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

No juggling allowed.

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'