Traveling Circus Fan Gifts

'You won't count my trunk as a carry-on; I have to buy two seats because of my size, and you don't give out complimentary peanuts? Isn't this a jumbo jet?'

Children's Parties

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'He's maturing early.'

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Clown God

Litter Tray Training

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

Clown Face Painting

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Balloon dog poos.

"What's your occupation?"

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Circus Act

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'