Corporate Circus Performer Gifts

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I will now answer questions on everything except my salary and perks.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

Clown on bike.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Shake it all about sign on desk

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Litter Tray Training

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Brainstorm in progress.

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"