Circus Escape Artist Gifts

The train pulled away. He'd made it! Clive was free at last to pursue his true interest: Mnemotechnics.

Bear tries to hide from the circus in a bicycle race.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Clown Face Painting

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Tweaking the CV.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Desert Island Fantasies

Crib Escape

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Fox hunting.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Wishing Well

Job complaints on road signs.

Cut and Run

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'