Escape Artist Gifts

Crisis Management Training

'I'm willing to relocate.'

'Heck, no, I'm not thinking of leaving. That said, I do feel it's probably wise to have an exit strategy in place.'

Retiring from the rat race

Slot machine - Early retirement.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Dog in pet shop window holding sign to dog on footpath: DID YOU GET THE GLASS CUTTER?

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"We want a good selection of shops,restaurants and activities, but no tourists!"

"I need to leave you and the children and go to Tahiti if I'm ever going to be a truly great accountant."

'What do you mean we need a locksmith?'

"Hey! Guess what?"

Sometimes a Good Excuse to Get off the Telephone is Hard to Find

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Sledder breaks through snow globe.

"Can't you forget the FT for once?"

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

Scientists watching a lab rat escape from a maze by helicopter.

'How's my appeal going?', 'How's your tunnel going?'

'You're not thinking of leaving, are you?.'

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

"Man, how did they ever catch you?"

Gentlemen, I'm off to join the circus

Ballon's Freedom

'Actually, I took up smoking just so I could get another work break.'

'Well that was a brilliant escape plan! Now what do we do?'

'If I'd known it was this easy, I'd have hit the escape key long ago.'

A veteran of many horrific blind dates, Barb carried a copy of 'Fodor's Guide to Restaurant Back Doors' with her at all times.

Find the needle in the haystack: $5

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

Tsunami Evac Route

'This is just so like you. Always taking the easy way out.'