Escape Artist Enthusiast Gifts

"Freedom!"

"This doesn't look like the bank."

"Are you sure you've got everything this time?"

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

"James Henshaw, aka 'Jimmy the Jailbreaker', I just want to check something. . ."

Prison Sunshine

"I tell you Tom, I barely made it out alive."

Prison Escape

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'You've got to give up these escape attempts,'

Houdini's Dog

'Wait until he starts to eat his lunch then we'll make a break for it.'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Patient walking out of hospital.

"Our escape plan was going fine... Until I remembered we're on the third floor!"

'No it's not a file,Ted- it's a bulldozer!'

Prison Breaks

"Let me put it this way... Are you any good at digging tunnels?"

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'