"It's an escape route. You know, in case of fire."
Escape Artist Wannabe Gifts
Looking for a gift for your escape artist wannabe? Our collection features witty and whimsical products that capture their adventurous spirit. Whether they’re into puzzles, secret escapes, or just love a good challenge, these items will inspire their next great escape. From quirky mugs to clever t-shirts, find the perfect way to cheer on their creative pursuits and adventurous dreams.
'Run you fool! Can't you see it's a trap?'
Evacuation Route.
'Sneaking off early again, Simkins?'
"We try to rehabilitate our inmates by giving them new skills. 763 here for instance is training to be a locksmith."
"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."
"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"
"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."
"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"
'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'
"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...
"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."
Tweaking the CV.
Crib Escape
Desert Island Fantasies
Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman
"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
Chairmen of the Bored
'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'
Escape Artist Wannabe Gifts Collection
Escape Artist Wannabe Mugs
Explore our full range of escape artist mugs and find the perfect design to inspire your creative friend or family member.
Escape Artist Wannabe Pillows
Shop our escape artist pillows for a cozy touch of whimsy that celebrates daring adventures and out-of-the-box thinking.
Escape Artist Wannabe Prints
Browse our escape artist print collection to inspire, motivate, and add personality to any space with creative and playful designs.
Escape Artist Wannabe T-Shirts
Discover all our escape artist t-shirts—fun, witty, and perfect for showing off their love for adventure and creative escapes.