'They read such escapist nonsense. . .'
Escape Artist Dreamers Gifts
Looking for a gift for your escape artist dreamer? Discover a collection of delightful products that capture their inventive and adventurous soul. From playful mugs to inspiring prints, these gifts honor the boundless creativity and imagination of those who dream of freedom and adventure. Whether it’s a quirky t-shirt or a cozy pillow, each item celebrates their love of escape and discovery, making every day a little more magical.
"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"
"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."
"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"
"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."
"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...
Desert Island Fantasies
Crib Escape
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"
Tweaking the CV.
"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."
"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman
Chairmen of the Bored
'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'
Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.
'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'
An office worker daydreams about a new poster.
"I'd like to point out yet again...there is no napping in meetings."
"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."
Escape Artist Dreamers Gifts Collection
Escape Artist Dreamers Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs dedicated to escape artist dreamers—perfect for starting every day with a dose of inspiration and humor.
Escape Artist Dreamers Pillows
Discover pillows that add a whimsical touch to any space, perfect for dreamers and escape artists alike.
Escape Artist Dreamers Prints
Find inspiring prints that capture the imagination and encourage the pursuit of freedom and adventure—perfect for home or office decor.
Escape Artist Dreamers T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that celebrate the quirky and adventurous spirit of escape artists—ideal for making a bold statement.