Prisoner using shadow to do crossword.
Escape Artist Dreamer Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with escape artists and dreamers? Our collection offers whimsical, creative items that capture the essence of freedom and imagination. Perfect for those who love to break free from the ordinary and explore new worlds, these thoughtfully designed products bring a touch of magic to everyday life, inspiring joyful daydreams and endless possibilities.
Origami Escape
A prisoner dreams of sheep jumping over the walls of the jail.
"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"
'I know this is Christmas and all, but you should never let them watch 'The Great Escape'!'
What the?! It's all just wallpaper.
A man leaving at the exit notices the 'ninja exit'.
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."
Desert Island Mishap
"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."
"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"
"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."
'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"
"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...
"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."
Tweaking the CV.
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
Anywhere but here
Desert Island Fantasies
Crib Escape
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."
"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"
Escape Artist Dreamer Gifts Collection
Escape Artist Dreamer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate escape artists and dreamers — perfect for morning inspiration and coffee breaks.
Escape Artist Dreamer Pillows
Discover pillows that add a playful, imaginative touch to any space, perfect for dreamers and free spirits alike.
Escape Artist Dreamer Prints
Bring imagination to your walls with art prints that celebrate creativity, freedom, and the joy of dreaming big.
Escape Artist Dreamer T-Shirts
Browse our whimsical t-shirts designed for escape artists and dreamers who want to wear their creativity and free spirit with pride.