Great Escape Dreamer Gifts

'No it's not a file,Ted- it's a bulldozer!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Desert Island Mishap

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Anywhere but here

Rainbow/Horizon

Prisoner Crossing

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

Stop Smoking Program.

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

Space junk.

Pirates

Holiday rental with panoramic views...

Flying Coach Beating Traffic

"Ever have days when you just feel like winning the lottery and quitting."

'Everyone should have a bucket list!'

Forget what the warden says. If we try to please everyone, we'll end up with an escape plan that pleases no one.

'John keeps wishing he could write a really good novel about desert island.'

Glad we moved out of the City

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

"Could you keep it down please!"

"It's not a rescue, it's the IRS and my ex-wife's lawyer."

'She's not actually missing yet but I'll be in Brazil next week.'

"There goes our attorney, headed for Florida."

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

'It's gratifying to see a soul who has come to rems with his predicament.' 'Isn't he whistling the theme from 'The Great Escape'?'

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera