Escape Dreamer Gifts

"There goes our attorney, headed for Florida."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Early on-line shopping

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Shoot For The Moon

Desert Island Mishap

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Moon: Made in China

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.