Expedition Dreamer Gifts

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Save Our Universe

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Alien attack in the 1950s

Whale Romance

Ever Given

Rainbow/Horizon

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

A drone laying an egg

Well, we found intelligent life, but we still haven't found ethical life.

Great events in Chemistry...

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

Space Shuttle Indulges In Martian Landscape Painting

Space junk.

'These low energy light sabres take ages to warm up.'

'Kleinzweck's theory is that the Universe is expanding because it's INHALING.'

"There goes our attorney, headed for Florida."

'Everyone should have a bucket list!'

"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"

'Drone Santa.'

Consumer Trends Straight Outta Kabul

Giraffe of tomorrow

Set Sail

Meanwhile on Earth - Inhabitants Are Doing Everything Humanly Possible.

"You mind if I smoke?"