Ship Dreamer Gifts

Occu-Pie Mars

Mermaid Art

'I wish I was creative'

Ever Given

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Whale Romance

'Silent type, eh?'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

"Do you think there's life out there?"

'Hey! Down in front!'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

My First Boat

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

'Wheeee...'

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

Beached Whales

Pearl Fishers

'Something tells me we're close!'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

"I've found some water, but there's still nowhere to plug the kettle in."

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'