Marine Dreamer Gifts

"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"

'I'm very excited. I'm moving to a clam by the sea.'

Set Sail

Whale eats submarine.

Occu-Pie Mars

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Neptune

'It must be the dead sea.'

Sunbathers.

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

underwater knight

'I wish I was creative'

Fish or Cut Bait

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Mermaid Art

Lighthouse Hammock.

Dollphins

'Will you be my Valentine?'

Feeling for shells

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'So much for your internal compass.'

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

Pirates

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

Airplane Fish

Whale Romance

Lovers swimming underwater

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"