Undersea Dreamer Gifts

Marry me underwater

Sunbathers.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Neptune

'It must be the dead sea.'

underwater knight

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

'I wish I was creative'

Mermaid Art

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Will you be my Valentine?'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Feeling for shells

Dollphins

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

Lovers swimming underwater

Airplane Fish

Shell Pods

Lovers scuba diving

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Pirates

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'So much for your internal compass.'

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"