Ocean Dreamer Gifts

"Fascinating, aren't they?"

"The listing said it's only one block from the beach!"

"Someone is always better."

"That's not white noise. That's the ocean."

Surfer and the Whale

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

I hate group projects

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

'LAND!'

Shark scaring man into mouth.

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

'It'll be a working vacation.'

"God, if you get me back to shore, I'll give you everything I own. Okay, fifty percent of everything. How about ten percent plus community work..."

'Keep watching... It will start giving birth any moment now.'

"We will return to the soothing sounds of the sea in a moment..."

"Woohoo!! I'm rich! Rich!!! For the rest of my life I can sit on the beach, fishing and watching the ocean!"

Man stranded on desert island watches plane fly by with a banner saying 'Happy Birthday Reg!'.

"Terry had to put his mom in an aquarium."

'We got to thinking - Florida has fish too and it's a lot warmer.'

'The lonely sea and the sky..'

'Are you interested in a fixed income annuity with guaranteed safety of principal and substantial income for life?'

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

"Delivery."

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

(Ohhm Shanti… Ohhm shanti…. Ohhm shanti… Ohhm shanti… Ohhm shanti….) (Mantra Ray)

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Now be careful up there or you'll end up like Gerald. Fried in a golden batter and served on a bed of rice.'

Ocean sounds $1.00

Go with the flow.

'Present this report in the meeting, take a breath and then come back to update me.'

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

What happens when you go with the flow.