Ocean Daydreamer Gifts

"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Sea Shells For Sale

Another climate conference...

"Who said 'I love the sea'?"

Island road.

'It could be worse - global warming, and I'd be under water.'

Island man

Surfing the Web

"Almost free! I can smell the ocean...

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Neptune

'It must be the dead sea.'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Sunbathers.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

underwater knight

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Fish or Cut Bait

Segregated Beach

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Mermaid Art

'I wish I was creative'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Will you be my Valentine?'

Dollphins