Ocean Daydreamer Mugs

"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Sea Shells For Sale

Another climate conference...

"Who said 'I love the sea'?"

Island road.

'It could be worse - global warming, and I'd be under water.'

Island man

Surfing the Web

"Almost free! I can smell the ocean...

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Sunbathers.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Neptune

'It must be the dead sea.'

underwater knight

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

'I wish I was creative'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Mermaid Art

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Segregated Beach

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

Feeling for shells

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"