Oceanic Daydreamer Gifts

Mermaid

Sunbathers.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Neptune

'It must be the dead sea.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

underwater knight

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Segregated Beach

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Mermaid Art

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'I wish I was creative'

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Will you be my Valentine?'

Dollphins

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Feeling for shells

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'So much for your internal compass.'

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

Lovers scuba diving

Airplane Fish