Nautical Daydreamer Gifts

'Most of the time it's nobody's fault. People just sort of drift apart.'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Little Submarines

"Do you think there's life out there?"

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'Get me the coast.'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

Underwater.

desert isle shopping trolley...

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

Heavenly Ships

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

Cruise to nowhere

"Any luck"

"The artist, in the main, painted ships although he did go through a brief 'toilet' phase..."

Pirate Mail.

A painter drawing a ship

"Sometimes I'd rather be loved than feared."

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'