Nautical Daydreamer Gifts

'Most of the time it's nobody's fault. People just sort of drift apart.'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Little Submarines

"Do you think there's life out there?"

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

desert isle shopping trolley...

'Get me the coast.'

Underwater.

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

Heavenly Ships

Pirate with peg legs on walkers.

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

"Any luck"

Cruise to nowhere

Pirate Mail.

"The artist, in the main, painted ships although he did go through a brief 'toilet' phase..."

Child pretending to be the coastguard on a boat.