Sea-faring Dreamer Gifts

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Mermaid Art

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'I wish I was creative'

Ever Given

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

'Silent type, eh?'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'Hey! Down in front!'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"Do you think there's life out there?"

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

Underwater.

'Wheeee...'

'Get me the coast.'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

desert isle shopping trolley...

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Beached Whales

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'Something tells me we're close!'

Pearl Fishers

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."