Sailing Dreamer Gifts

'I see a long ocean voyage in your future....'

'Rudderless and adrift? But, you're in Kansas, Evans.'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

"Do you think there's life out there?"

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

Heavenly Ships

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

Little Submarines

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

Pirate with peg legs on walkers.

Scuba Skater

Cruise to nowhere

"The artist, in the main, painted ships although he did go through a brief 'toilet' phase..."

A painter drawing a ship

Pirate Mail.

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

Child pretending to be the coastguard on a boat.

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'