Sky Surfing Dreamer Gifts

Paper Aircraft

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Boy pilot.

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Shoot For The Moon

Moon: Made in China

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Pole Star

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

Airliner

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

UFO Shelter

Olympic Climate

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"So what do you do for a living?"

Climbing to the moon...

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

Window in the Sky.

Witch dice.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"Disney will flip!"

Astronaut

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"