Sky Surfing Dreamer Gifts

Paper Aircraft

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Boy pilot.

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

Shoot For The Moon

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Moon: Made in China

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Airliner

Pole Star

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

UFO Shelter

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Olympic Climate

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

Climbing to the moon...

Witch dice.

Window in the Sky.

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"So what do you do for a living?"

"Disney will flip!"

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Astronaut

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"