Diving Dreamer Gifts

Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer.

Bird Diving Board.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'Silent type, eh?'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

The Deep Thinker

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'Something tells me we're close!'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

Pearl Fishers

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

'Oceanographers go home'

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."