Diving Daydreamer Gifts

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'Silent type, eh?'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"Do you think there's life out there?"

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

The Deep Thinker

'Get me the coast.'

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

Pearl Fishers

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

'Something tells me we're close!'

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

'Oceanographers go home'