Diving Daydreamer Mugs

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'Silent type, eh?'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"Do you think there's life out there?"

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'Get me the coast.'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

'Something tells me we're close!'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

Pearl Fishers

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

'Oceanographers go home'

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Little Submarines

Waiting for the fleet to come in.