Skydiving Dreamer Mugs

"Freefall is free - but if you want a parachute, that'll cost you."

"Right, now have got everything - passports, airline tickets, parachutes..."

'.....DOOR!'

'Honey? Aren't we skydiving on June 18th?'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

Learner Driver

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

Parachuting bishop.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Cupid and parachutists.

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

First Contact

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'Where did you leave the ship?'

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'Life is too short to be little.'

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

"Relax. They come in pieces."

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."