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"Freefall is free - but if you want a parachute, that'll cost you."

"Right, now have got everything - passports, airline tickets, parachutes..."

'.....DOOR!'

Search: How to build a crude parachute.

'Honey? Aren't we skydiving on June 18th?'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

Parachuting bishop.

Learner Driver

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

Cupid and parachutists.

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

Now hiring.

First Contact

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

L.A. Transfer

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

Stop whining - you know he called shotgun first.

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'Where did you leave the ship?'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'Life is too short to be little.'

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

"Relax. They come in pieces."