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"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

Sporting dreams

'Now my dreams are being interrupted by old actors selling denture adhesive!'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

'The Questioner'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

A dream of consequence

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'Silent type, eh?'

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

A workaholic's dream.

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Question Mark

'They call this the theatre of dreams.'

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

Little Mountaineers

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

Don't have nightmares!

"I don't think I'll go in today. I just dreamed a whole day's work, including lunch."