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'They're are going deep.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The Questioner'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Early on-line shopping

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

Rainbow/Horizon

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'Silent type, eh?'

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"Well, Tarzan, after spending all your time in the jungle, could you handle working in a small cubicle? And yes, there is a dress code, so you'll have to replace that loincloth with a suit and tie."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Question Mark

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

Angst - Zeitgeist.

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

Well, we found intelligent life, but we still haven't found ethical life.

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

The Deep Thinker

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Great events in Chemistry...

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).