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'Silent type, eh?'

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

Pearl Fishers

"I think he's trying to fit in."

'Something tells me we're close!'

'You're not paranoid- there are a lot of bigger fish in these waters.'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"Yes, we have certain things in common but it's not enough."

"Like my grandmother always used to say: 'It's better to phosphoresce than to curse the darkness!'"

'Oceanographers go home'

The totally unreasoned James Cameron...

'Wow, you really are lost!'

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

I can't fathom oceanography.

The Deep Thinker

"I wonder what it's thinking!"

What? The night light helps me fall asleep.

If there were one place on earth you'd never visit, where would that be, Randy? Easy: That would be McMurdo Station, Antarctica, little buddy. Nothing encourages hot snuggling more than being marooned in an icy wasteland. That would be a total waste of my skills of seduction. No challenge. I'd never visit the Mariana Trench. People don't live anywhere near there, and it's the deepest spot in the ocean ... so there'd be no wifi and not even satellite internet could reach it. We should have our ow

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"They haven't invented a hook that can catch me!"

'It must be the dead sea.'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Neptune

Sunbathers.

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

underwater knight

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Mermaid Art

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I wish I was creative'

Fish or Cut Bait