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Divers Lap Pool

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'Silent type, eh?'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Cod Psychologists.

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

The Deep Thinker

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'I wish somebody would say something.'

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

Pearl Fishers

'Something tells me we're close!'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Mermaid and old sailor

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

Starry-Fish Starry-Fish Night

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

'Oceanographers go home'

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

'Well it took us five years to find it, but we finally did... now if we can just locate the key, we'll be rich!'

'What luck!'

'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

"Water covers two thirds of the Earth's surface. So how come we never go out?"

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

"Sometimes I'd rather be loved than feared."