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Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Emergency Phone.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

Get a rockpool!

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

"Beware of dog"

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Museum of Art: Sounds of the ocean

There it is – my dream beach house.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

'It's your S.O.S. note returned with spelling corrections on it.'

'What luck!'

'It's from my stockbroker - he'd like to join us.'

Pushing the rain away from the beach

War games.

Deflating Island

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

"Okay, now we just wait for the wind to pick up!"

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

Pirate Mail.

"I forgot blue."

'Are we booking a holiday in Frinton-on-Sea?'

"He decided to write a travel book..."

"There you are. I've been looking all over for you."