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Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Emergency Phone.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

Get a rockpool!

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

"Beware of dog"

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Museum of Art: Sounds of the ocean

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

'It's your S.O.S. note returned with spelling corrections on it.'

'What luck!'

'It's from my stockbroker - he'd like to join us.'

"Okay, now we just wait for the wind to pick up!"

Pushing the rain away from the beach

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

"He decided to write a travel book..."

Pirate Mail.

"I forgot blue."

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

Deflating Island

War games.

"There you are. I've been looking all over for you."

Footprints on Island.