Lost-at-sea Dreamer T-Shirts

'I'm getting worried -- we're almost out of coconuts!'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Segregated Beach

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'I wish I was creative'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Mermaid Art

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

'Silent type, eh?'

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

Get a rockpool!

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"Do you think there's life out there?"

'Hey! Down in front!'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

Museum of Art: Sounds of the ocean

'Get me the coast.'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

There it is – my dream beach house.

'Wheeee...'