Lost-at-sea Dreamer T-Shirts

'I'm getting worried -- we're almost out of coconuts!'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Segregated Beach

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'I wish I was creative'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Mermaid Art

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

'Silent type, eh?'

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

'Hey! Down in front!'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"Do you think there's life out there?"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Get a rockpool!

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

Museum of Art: Sounds of the ocean

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

'Get me the coast.'

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'Wheeee...'

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."