Ocean Day-dreamer T-Shirts

desert isle shopping trolley...

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Sunbathers.

Neptune

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'It must be the dead sea.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

underwater knight

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Mermaid Art

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'I wish I was creative'

Segregated Beach

Fish or Cut Bait

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Feeling for shells

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'Will you be my Valentine?'

Dollphins

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg