Ocean Dreamers T-Shirts

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Cod Psychologists.

"When I pictured a retirement community in Florida, this isn’t what came to mind."

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

Mermaid and old sailor

"Do you mind?!"

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

Starry-Fish Starry-Fish Night

Shark Attacks

'It doesn't feel like a Tuesday. It feels more like a Thursday.'

You've heard of a dogfish, right?

'If three-fourths of the world is covered with water, what am I doing in this stupid bowl?'

"Water covers two thirds of the Earth's surface. So how come we never go out?"

"Hey, you can hear the ocean in this."

"What's an ocean, Dad?"

Hope

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Neptune

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'It must be the dead sea.'

Sunbathers.

underwater knight

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Mermaid Art

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'I wish I was creative'

Segregated Beach

Fish or Cut Bait