Ocean Dreamers T-Shirts

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Cod Psychologists.

"When I pictured a retirement community in Florida, this isn’t what came to mind."

Mermaid and old sailor

"Do you mind?!"

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

Starry-Fish Starry-Fish Night

Shark Attacks

'It doesn't feel like a Tuesday. It feels more like a Thursday.'

You've heard of a dogfish, right?

'If three-fourths of the world is covered with water, what am I doing in this stupid bowl?'

"Water covers two thirds of the Earth's surface. So how come we never go out?"

"Hey, you can hear the ocean in this."

"What's an ocean, Dad?"

Hope

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Sunbathers.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Neptune

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'It must be the dead sea.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

underwater knight

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Mermaid Art

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'I wish I was creative'

Segregated Beach

Lighthouse Hammock.